@dtluna Holy shit, what a wild trip.

I was going to the toilets to take a dump, peeked inside and there was Janusz Korwin-Mikke sitting on my fucking toilet seat with his pants dropped, reading a newspaper. So I approached him and asked: "Mr. Janusz, king of the Polish right wing, capitalist, monarchist and freedom fighter, I ask you humbly - what are you doing on my toilet?" He answered "Shut the fuck up, you faggot. Did you manufacture and install this toilet here for yourself? Did you, whore? In the name of freedom and private property, I'm taking over this toilet and intend to return it to those who manufactured it. You're not allowed to take anything from the creators - they're the rightful owners. You want to just gorge yourself and gorge, you fucking leftist swine. Contribute something more than that piece of shit you came here to shit out."

With these words, Janusz flushed and before my eyes a geyser composed of a mix of free market piss and shit appeared, of the magnitude that cannot be witnessed even on Iceland. Korwin dissolved within it as if he was the invisible hand of the market intervening when there is no balance.

The entire toilet reeked of shit and piss which was now splattered all over the walls. I looked inside the toilet and on the bottom there was a red bowtie, moustache and skinny jeans - they must've floated from depths of the Mariana Trench up to my toilet.

I closed the door and didn't dare to enter for the next few years. When I did find the courage, the toilet was not there anymore and on the wall - written in shit - stood "We'll meet again, you fucking leftist whore. J."

After this, I moved to Norway, where the invisible hand does not reach.

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It's the honest truth. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1148066