The moment I walk into the Oslo City shopping mall, I get the intense urge to leave it as quickly as possible. There are malls that don't give me this urge. What makes Oslo City particularly awful is that it's always hot, crowded and noisy. How can anyone endure such a place for more than 10 minutes? Most of the shops seem to be for women. Maybe that's a clue. Do women somehow LIKE this hell on earth? Ladies, do your man a favour: Leave him at home. He'll thank you.