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  1. dogtrax (dogtrax@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2018 05:23:46 EST dogtrax dogtrax

    "Did I tell you about Jesus?" she asked, and the boy she was talking to turned to me, explaining: "Jesus is a fish she bought from Walmart."
    "Jesus jumped from the fish net and landed on the rug," she said, "and my dog picked him up. I had to chase the dog all around the house to get him back. He's fine. I know. Weird, right?"
    We're all silent, imagining dog with fish in mouth. The fish ... it's fine? How is that possible?
    There's a Parable in there, but darned if I can find it.
    #smallstories

    In conversation Friday, 26-Jan-2018 05:23:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
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