There was a woman in my office many moons ago. She was useless. She spent the day playing Solitaire. One day, I found her PC unlocked. I moved the solitaire.exe file into another folder. I told the others. We waited.
She returned and soon we heard it: the Windows File Not Found error ping.
"DANG"
"DANG"
Silence reigns for about 3 minutes then:
"DANG"
This went on all week.
In the end, I restored the file. Out of pity.