centrists: you leftists calling for communism. Be grateful we don't have the Stasi watching your every move
leftist A: Hey comrade i forget is it the NSA, FBI, CIA, or ICE who gets pinged if i say "communism" in a text message
leftist B: that's the CIA. the FBI gets pinged if you say "black power", the NSA gets pinged if you say "Chelsea Manning" and ICE gets pinged if you say "Bodega"
Leftist A: ohhh ok thank you thank you