Nah, let's blow some more steam off, shall we.
What about, you are only allowed to say car is freedom if you subject yourself to breathing toxic air, sleep in an unhealthy noise level and each day randomly roll a dice for a small chance of a traumatic injury, simulating getting hit by a car. Also, every year, you'll be required to take something you like and cover it with a thick layer of asphalt. To like, taste your freedom from the other side.