Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:FUN FACT:
Due to an old US law STILL on the books that's over 150 years old, if you're a citizen you can claim on behalf of the US any "unclaimed" island (historically the "unclaimed" part was ignored in most cases) with a guano deposit.
The president is authorised to send in the military to back any claims.
No one even has to mine the guano.
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