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At a uni award ceremony, a little girl was accompanying her (prize-receiving) carer. To keep her entertained at this boring adult's event, she had a laptop and big headphones.
After someone gets up on the stage and receives a shiny bookend, everyone claps, and silence settles, the girl shouts "It's too loud!". Perfect timing. The carer proceeds to lowering the sound level on the computer.
The room is still silent, and she yells "No, the clapping is too loud!".
#smallstories