@alyx Pfffhahaha, oh god, what's worse is you know someone saw that and went, "Hells yeah, that's what my man-cave needs."

Along similar lines, I noticed Super Duper Burgers tries to take a cheap shot at your masculinity to make you buy more food. Their normal burger is a half a pound of hamburger meat — HALF A POUND. I ask you. No human in the world needs half a pound of ground beef in one meal. Their human-sized burger (the quarter pounder) is obviously cheaper, but is dubbed the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny You're Not a Real Man Burger to try and shame you into getting the bigger one.