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Christmas Personified as a Catgirl (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 19:24:31 EST Christmas Personified as a Catgirl

it me http://babylonbee.com/news/man-serving-sound-booth-avoid-greeting-time/
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1. Man Only Serving In Church Sound Booth To Avoid Greeting Time
  
  By The Babylon Bee from The Babylon Bee
  
  CASTLE ROCK, CO—According to sources close to Bedrock Church sound guy Ryan Wendler, the longtime church volunteer actually doesn’t care about audio engineering in the slightest, but rather serves in the sound booth so he can avoid shaking hands during the church’s mandatory greeting time. Wendler discovered the perk of the tech ministry by sheer …
1. lnxw48a1 (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 19:54:52 EST lnxw48a1
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  @moonman That's awesome.
  If I didn't greet people at church, I'd never talk to anyone.
  
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