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1. 💫Alyx (alyx@witches.town)'s status on Monday, 25-Sep-2017 01:46:40 EDT 💫Alyx

   linux the operating system walked into a bar
   the bartender said, "why the long face?"

   a small form-factor home theater pc asked "doc, do you really think i'm gay?"
   the doctor replied, "well, all your DDR4 slots are crammed with dick, so"

   why did the motorola 68000 cross the road?
   never buy a microsoft phone you fucking dingbat

   how many 2400-baud hayes modems does it take to screw in a light-emitting diode?
   eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE ka-chingggggg shhhhhhhhhhh EEEEEEEE shhhhh wah-nung, wah-nung

   #comptuerjoeks

   1. bitey cat bite bite bite bite (cybermeow@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 25-Sep-2017 01:58:57 EDT bitey cat bite bite bite bite

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      @alyx dude those are really good ccomputoir jekes