Conversation

Me: OK, Sprout. I'll see you in the morning. I love you. Goodnight.
3yo: Wait! Daddy. I tell you a joke
Me: OK. Tell me a joke.
3yo: Why was the banana joking on mommy?
Me: Why?
3yo, barely keeping the hilarity under control: Because it's a banana boodah!

I think my 3yo might be Andy Kaufman because I have no idea.