Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Type
Person: *calls helpline* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
Helpline: we're sorry, you need the HALPLINE
Person: *calls HALPLINE* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
HALPLINE: O HECK, WHAT TROUBLIN FREN?
Person: HECKIN' HECKED ALL UP IN HERE
HALPLINE: O NO! WE'RE SENDING HALP FREN, NO WORRIES. I'LL BORK WITCHU UNTIL THEY GET THERE
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