Another gem from Twitter:
How to come up with the (sic) hot new high-tech product:
1. Walk into a room.
2. Put on a blindfold.
3. Turn around six times.
4. Point at something.
5. Take off the blindfold.
6. Say that whatever it was you pointed at should be connected to the Internet.
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