Sometimes I feel like the only middle-aged white man who hasn't yet been appointed by and fired by #Trump. What gives? I'm qualified. "Great guy. Doing a wonderful job down there in… Been hearing a lotta great things. So many. Beautiful. First guy I thought of for the job. What? Yeah, after those seven who, frankly, it's not for me to say but they didn't do so well. Maybe it was drugs or booze, or maybe it wasn't. Maybe some kind of weird sex thing. Eight? Look, I'm not… Y'know what? No more questions. Get outta here. My bucket of chicken's getting cold."