I'm taking some alternative browsers for a spin and Midori crashed almost immediately. Literally, within the first five minutes. On Debian Stable. Lift your game, son.

All right, now to try out qutebrowser. I did actually try Links (with graphics) and thought it was quite promising, but it lacks tabs and something went wrong where I couldn't copy/paste, so maybe not. I might give it another go, though — I like the idea of a text-centric browser.