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'I'm not on Facebook' the new 'I'm a vegan'
http://newsthump.com/2018/03/22/im-not-on-facebook-the-new-im-a-vegan/
'A man who has ‘deleted’ his Facebook account seems to be under the impression that everyone is interested in that fact.

[....] He told us, “I’m telling everyone I meet that I’ve left Facebook, even the postman, but very few people seem that interested. What I really need is a good way to get the message out, to a lot of the people I know, and very quickly.

“It’s been hard, because the obvious place to tell everyone you’ve left Facebook, is on Facebook. But you can’t use Facebook to announce you’ve left Facebook.

“I did the whole ‘I’m leaving Facebook’ before I left Facebook, but I can’t check how many people have seen or commented because I’ve now left Facebook.”

Facebook are said to be ‘unconcerned’ by the threat of users leaving the platform, explaining the risk was ‘very low’...'

#Satire