I'd say it's high time we reform academic discourse. Instead of citations, papers, and passive voices, I want academia to follow professional wrestling's model. I want story lines, good vs evil, and theatrical call outs in front of thousands of screaming fans.
If you can't see the appeal of seeing an adjunct professor turning heel, betraying their colleague, and chokeslamming them through a table in order to get the coveted tenure title, then frankly just unfollow and block me now.