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I own computer equipment, not a discotheque. Fewer blinkin' lights, please. Very hard on NEET eyes, even if I'm not presently a NEET.
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@awg
> ACHTUNG!
> ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
> DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN.
> DER MASCHINE IST DIGGEN BEI EXPERTEN ONLY!
> IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
> ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
Ow ow, bit of a racist epithet there near the end.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights
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@clacke while recalling a bit of the old US south there, the computer not being "for shopping" (if I read this pidgin German with my pidgin German well enough?) tells how far we've progressed today. :-P
it's a fun artefact of computer culture. I've always appreciated this.
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@awg @clacke "GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN" == poking with your fingers and grabbing with your mitts (hands)
I saw this for the first time less than a year ago (sign in the server room in #Louisiana). I really did LOL.
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@awg I don't see anything about shopping. There's the part that @lnxw48a1 commented on and then there's the "IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN", which just means not for use by idiots.