Boss lady who is regularly MIA: Orange, you need to train a bunch of staff and patrons on the media lab NOW.
Me: OK, I can do that, with one problem. I didn't build the lab, I was not trained on the lab, and the guy that built the lab and trained people just moved to the Caribbean. I need some time to figure it out.
Her: GET IT DONE, I GOT A LIST OF PATRONS THAT WANT TO USE IT A MILE LONG.
Holy fuck, I need to figure this thing out myself before I can teach anyone else.