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1. Quad (quad@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:58:21 EDT Quad

   Assembling a chair:

   European warnings:
   Please make sure to assemble this piece of furniture in a well-lit room and on a suitable surface so that-

   American warnings:
   DO NOT EAT CHAIR.
   WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE DURING ASSEMBLY.
   IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH THE CHAIR.
   YOU ARE NOT COVERED BY WARRANTY IF YOU INTENTIONALLY SET FIRE TO THIS CHAIR.

   1. mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 12:51:46 EDT mangeurdenuage

      in reply to
      DO NOT PUT THE CHAIR IN A MICROWAVE