Me: Hi Nginx. Hey could you help me set this up? Nginx?
Nginx: Oh, sorry. I was composing this sonnet because the leaves were falling so beautifully. What do you need bro?
Me: I'm just setting this site up.
Nginx: No sweat. Hey there's a cheese plate and some bordeaux over there. Why don't have some while I work this out.
Me: You sure you don't need help?
Ngnix: Already done. Say, do you like to paint?