Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Typeme: WHY DO MY LEGS HURT THIS MUCH
other me: you used them yesterday doofus
me: I USED THEM FOR ALL OF FIFTEEN MINUTES WHY IS THIS ETERNAL AGONY MINE NOW
other me: told you not to do things, it always goes badly
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