!joke There once were two young girls from Birmingham, I know a wild story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock and diddled the cock, of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now the Bishop was no fool, He'd been to a fine public school. He lowered his britches, and fucked both those bitches, with his twelve-inch Episcopal tool. But that didn't startle these two, they laughed as the Bishop withdrew. "The Vicar is quicker, and thicker and slicker, and longer and stronger than you!"