It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat!I've had people try to contact me via my wife's Facebook account because I quit and she didn't.
When this happens, I ask my wife to let me borrow her device and write something like this:
"This is Matthew, using Catherine's account. I have a website and a publicly accessible email address. Stop trying to reach me through my wife. She is not my secretary, and she's even less interested in your bullshit than I am."
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