Everytime I'm in a coffee shop, I look around and see about 80% Mac/iOS and 20% Windows.
Part of me doesn't want to be that guy, but part of me does and wants to stroll in with a laptop full of Linux stickers with a tiling window manager. I'd look around all proud while people stared thinking I was some hacker or shit.
Reality is though that nobody would give a fuck and it would just be me hunched over in a corner, paranoid that someone is looking at my screen over my shoulder...