I still remember years ago when I was in high school and saw a bunch of people on birdsite tweet links to some new git repo named "node".

They were good days. We all went

"haha, this is one hella dedicated meme",
"best joke ever 11/10",
"lmao maybe i should write something in it just so i get cancer",
"server-side javascript is like putting square wheels on your car",
"for people who can't learn an actual programming language"

But look where we stand today.