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  1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:17:28 EDT clacke clacke
    Copying from a thread of #GDPR jokes:

    - Do you know a good GDPR consultant?
    - Yes.
    - Can you give me his e-mail address?
    - No.
    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:17:28 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink
    1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:24:04 EDT clacke clacke
      in reply to
      Man (in club): "Hey DJ, play Love to Hate You"
      DJ: "No"
      Man: "I demand it under my Right to Erasure"

      https://twitter.com/rws26/status/992681356432900097
      In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:24:04 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink
      1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 10-May-2018 11:48:35 EDT clacke clacke
        in reply to
        https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ygLy02y7_n8
        In conversation Thursday, 10-May-2018 11:48:35 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink
      2. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 16-May-2018 08:51:14 EDT clacke clacke
        in reply to
        Paraphrasing a friend of a friend:

        As a consequence of #GDPR I am announcing that I will not remember the names, faces, addresses or personal circumstances of any people I meet.

        Finally, an excuse.
        In conversation Wednesday, 16-May-2018 08:51:14 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink
        1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 22-May-2018 07:44:21 EDT clacke clacke
          in reply to
          https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/100069002330189803
          In conversation Tuesday, 22-May-2018 07:44:21 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink

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            New status by troubleMoney
            By Sam the Octopus from computerfairi.es
          1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-2018 15:06:06 EDT clacke clacke
            in reply to
            https://mastodon.sergal.org/users/Sir_Boops/statuses/100102461115672272

            /by @sirboops
            In conversation Sunday, 27-May-2018 15:06:06 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink

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              New status by Sir_Boops
              By Sir Bøøps from sergal.org
            1. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-2018 15:09:21 EDT clacke clacke
              in reply to
              * stick figure castaway on stereotypical island with one coconut palm tree *
              * bottle arrives with a message inside *

              "We've updated our Privacy Policy"

              *rage* https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/1559893
              In conversation Sunday, 27-May-2018 15:09:21 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink
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