iona 🐝@joshmillard Royal Mail are very persistent. They'll ring and bang and ring and bang until you come to the door and get your damn package, damn it.
But some of the other firms have a modus operandi of "if I tiptoe up to the house very quietly and leave a 'you were out' card in the letterbox, they'll have to come to our office and collect and I won't have to do any work".
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