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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 13-May-2018 15:10:59 EDT Nudist Adventures

Last night I had a dream were I was the producer for all 19 Love Live girls. I don't remember much except this.
Underage girls: SMEX US ALL, SENSI !!!!
me : FUCK NO, YALL UNDER 18 I'M ALMOST 30.
Next thing I know I'm sprinting down a hallway in my high school while various women's undergarments are being thrown in front of me. Then the Coke machine at the end of the hallway falls on me and I die.
What the fuck?

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