You might be a tech interviewee if:
* You can still smile after an answer to a question looks like it was as welcome as a fart in church.
* It's expected for you to relay a tale off abject horror and failure with a happy ending.
* You're expected to design a system off of a few statements.
* You're asked your favorite editor in casual conversation.
* Everyone at the meeting is wearing headphones.
You question your very reason for existing when you leave the interview.