1. I know this probably makes me the Queen of Unfun boringbits to a few people (and they may well be right!)

But...I have...zero interest in Rage 2 whatsoever.  

I mean, the first and obvious reason, bit worried about Avalanche after Just Cause 3.

Secondly. I feel like one of the very few indiviuals who...is really turned away from "YO DUDE GO CRAZY EXPLOSIONS WOOP WOOP YEAH BRO" style stuff. It seems to be fully embracing that and...well the only times I can truly remember enjoying that sort of "Everyone scream about how insane we totally are!" is when it's a direct parody of that sort of thing.