It must get old for people at Tesla to see articles like this:
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/05/10/tesla-smashes-into-los-gatos-coffee-shop/
Where they are specifically calling out the brand of car the idiot crashed. You don't see 'Ford Crashes Through Store Window' or 'Toyota Carrying Thirty Schnauzers Plummets Off Cliff. They just say 'Car' or 'Driver'.
But if some shit happens to a Tesla, boy are you are gonna find out about it.