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  1. Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-2018 01:44:44 EDT Nate Cull Nate Cull

    All software vendors, 2018:

    So then all the customer's data, every tiny detail of their lives, is uploaded into the giant central computer hub located in another country. And your life gets much better! It only costs you $1000 a day. Any questions?

    Me:

    Uh. um. What, like, stops bad, uh, bad people, all that power in one place

    Vendor (laughing):

    We knew you'd ask! So we only allow a tiny insular self-selected, rich, social elite to run the giant central computer.

    CEO (nods):

    Very wise.

    In conversation Thursday, 17-May-2018 01:44:44 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
    1. Blake C. Stacey (bstacey@icosahedron.website)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-2018 17:25:05 EDT Blake C. Stacey Blake C. Stacey
      in reply to

      @natecull IBM guy: "We foresee a global market of perhaps five giant central computers."

      Roomful of CEOs: (nods)

      In conversation Thursday, 17-May-2018 17:25:05 EDT from icosahedron.website permalink
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