http://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article211201669.html
:tiny violin:
(These folks got started in my old neighborhood, where rent was cheap on former corner-grocery buildings, and parlayed Kansas' AR15-and-concealed-carry obsession into a big loan for a fancy place, without the usual "oh hunting is a Kansas tradition" cover, just straight up "tactical" stuff. And now they might lose their SUV. CRY ME A RIVER)