@harvhat @ChrisWilson I wonder if you could get away with doing an article like: "A prominent alternative media figure (definitely NOT Tommy Robinson) was arrested today and sentenced to about 13 units of time (NOT months) in jail. Again NOT Tommy Robinson. As far as we know Tommy Robinson is at university (maybe) learning to be a doctor (probably not), so he can get a job at hospital (unlikely but who knows really). Chiners. Pip pip. Cheerio. We are British (but definitely NOT Tommy Robinson)."