Famous sweaty journalist Max Eddy was killed by his Nissan today when it became so disgusted by his damp, clammy body. "I had this coming," said Eddy as the car launched itself into a volcano.
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Max Eddy More Like Max Sweaty (maxeddy@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2017 09:38:39 EDT Max Eddy More Like Max Sweaty
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bitey cat bite bite bite bite (cybermeow@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 21:05:49 EDT bitey cat bite bite bite bite
@maxeddy this is what happens when you nissan
Nissan: n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶c̶e̶ okay maybe once but its only because my honda was owned by that 370z
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