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  1. Max Eddy More Like Max Sweaty (maxeddy@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2017 09:38:39 EDT Max Eddy More Like Max Sweaty Max Eddy More Like Max Sweaty

    Famous sweaty journalist Max Eddy was killed by his Nissan today when it became so disgusted by his damp, clammy body. "I had this coming," said Eddy as the car launched itself into a volcano.
    https://www.pcmag.com/news/356575/nissan-develops-sweat-sensing-car-seat-and-wheel https://mastodon.social/media/MNKvJvg6ztkbcJa2UcY

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2017 09:38:39 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
    1. bitey cat bite bite bite bite (cybermeow@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 21:05:49 EDT bitey cat bite bite bite bite bitey cat bite bite bite bite
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      @maxeddy this is what happens when you nissan

      Nissan: n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶c̶e̶ okay maybe once but its only because my honda was owned by that 370z

      In conversation Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 21:05:49 EDT from cybre.space permalink
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