Nudist Adventures
Crashing a bicycle in a parking lot :
Woopsie! good thing this bike only weights 20 pounds.
Crashing a motorcycle in a parking lot: ok, more clutch waitnomorethrottle NO CLUTCHIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAABRAKENOTHEOTHERBRAKECLUTCHINCLUTCHINCLUTCHIN STRAINGTINGTHE BARSLOOKUP SHITSHITSHITSHITFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
ATGATT, kids.
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