Conversation

good friday at work today

guy: "INTERNET IS BROKEN. FIX IT. I NEED TO CHECK MY MAIL"

me: "Buddy, nobody else is having issues. Could you elaborate?"

guy: "WELL *MY* INTERNET ISN'T WORKING AT LEAST"

me: "Do you have a button above your keyboard with a plane on it? What color is it?"

guy: "It's white, but WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY INTERNET"

me: "Would you please press it for me"

guy: "It's orange now"

me: "Please try to load Google"

*1 minute pause*
*guy hangs up*