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  1. Kev Quirk (kev@fosstodon.org)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 04:16:48 EDT Kev Quirk Kev Quirk

    Five steps to becoming an #InfoSec professional overnight:

    1) Buy an obscure domain name, a black hoody and a Guy Fawkes mask.

    2) Create a website with the following stylesheet:
    background: #000;
    h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6,p {
    font-family: "Courier";
    color: Green;
    }

    3) Replace your OS with Kali; Google how to use Metasploit & Aircrack. Dude, you're a 1337 hacker now, your Vista partition ain't gonna cut it.

    4) Donning said hoody and mask, turn the lights off and boot Kali.

    5) HACK THE WORLD!!

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 04:16:48 EDT from fosstodon.org permalink
    1. mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 10:25:16 EDT mangeurdenuage mangeurdenuage
      in reply to
      >HACK THE WORLD!! https://loadaverage.org/attachment/4353940
      In conversation Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 10:25:16 EDT from loadaverage.org permalink
    2. Dekkard (dekkard@fosstodon.org)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 20:47:43 EDT Dekkard Dekkard
      in reply to

      @kev love your sense of humor. Maybe I'll be 7334 someday, if I don't get haX0r3d first!

      In conversation Friday, 22-Jun-2018 20:47:43 EDT from fosstodon.org permalink
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