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  1. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 11:16:06 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    The Onion has been absolutely fearless in their satire of the present administration, but they've now reached high art. This is incredible. 2018 in a nutshell.

    "Immigrant Child Still Hoping To Achieve American Dream Of Better Cage"

    https://www.theonion.com/immigrant-child-still-hoping-to-achieve-american-dream-1826839711

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      Immigrant Child Still Hoping To Achieve American Dream Of Better Cage
      from The Onion
      CASA PADRE, TX—Remaining optimistic about his prospects in the land of opportunity, 3-year-old Honduran immigrant Luis Pereira still hopes to achieve the American dream of someday living in a bigger, better cage, sources confirmed Thursday. “I’m trying to make the best of my situation, and each day I’m progressing—for instance, I know how each of the guards like their boots polished,” said Pereira, adding that his English was now strong enough that he could understand everything the guards screamed as well as translate for his cellmates. “It will take hard work to move into that fancy 15-by-18-foot cage with my whole family, but if I just keep my head down, I know I’ll be able to earn a place in a much nicer part of the compound.” At press time, Pereira was trying to fall asleep on the cold concrete floor of his enclosure and daydreaming about eventually being able to wash his hands with soap.
    1. Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 12:26:17 EDT Adam Adam
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      @Modern_Industrial It's like they stopped giving any fucks after unionizing...probably because they can take more risks without getting fired.

      In conversation Friday, 15-Jun-2018 12:26:17 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
      1. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 13:11:26 EDT Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
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        @ink_slinger Good point. A lot of their previous work was more "MAD Magazine" level, whereas their recent work is absolute top-shelf satire. Its disappointing anyone would have held them back from this sort of work.

        In conversation Friday, 15-Jun-2018 13:11:26 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
        1. Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 13:19:54 EDT Adam Adam
          in reply to

          @Modern_Industrial I've read rumours that all of the more conservative writers were poached by Elon Musk for his weird "satirical news" project, too, so the politics of the remaining staff are more cohesive. If that's true, it would make sense that the publication as a whole is now more political. It's harder to do when the staff disagree behind the scenes.

          In conversation Friday, 15-Jun-2018 13:19:54 EDT from mastodon.club permalink
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