Conversation

Don’t get me wrong I love having a baby and a toddler.

Watching them experience new things every day, some difficult, some easy, makes you re-evaluate the hardened set ways you’ve come to look at life.

But for the love of god is it too much to ask for 5 minutes alone time in the bathroom without one of them screaming bloody murder or the other one banging on the door asking if whether you are “pooing or peeing?’