SCENE: outside. sunny, low 30s, light breeze. I'm doing yardwork.
NICE NEIGHBOR LADY: Be careful, dear! Dont want to overexert yourself in this heat!
ME: (having spent the last several summers in a scorching southern hellswamp) ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha. hoo woo hee hee hee. heh heh. No, sorry - I'm sorry. everything is okay. these are just tears of joy