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1. bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 13:12:12 EDT bailey//rockruff⚪

   what if there's like, some sort of secret leaderboard on some other plane of existence, that's monitoring various strange statistics about everyone who's ever lived

   we're all competing to see how many dogs we can pet, how many cups of coffee we can drink, how many songs we listen to, all in our lifetime

   1. bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 13:16:33 EDT bailey//rockruff⚪

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      there are probably so many categories with so many obscure things to be best at/do the most of/etc that you are probably the best at something, if not multiple things

      there are way too many things to measure in this universe

      1. bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 13:18:11 EDT bailey//rockruff⚪

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         but anyway my overall point is that you are being highly encouraged to pet lots of dogs because some supernatural force is probably keeping track