Conversation

~ An alien visits earth ~

Alien: I need to do some research on humans, how should I proceed?

Human: I'd go on Sci-hub

Alien: Amazing! Every nation on your planet has worked together to put all of human scientific knowledge in a single repository for anyone to view; it is truly a triumph of your civilization and a credit to your kind! Perhaps we were too hasty in deciding to eradicate you.

Human: Actually, every country on the planet has laws against it

Alien: ~ Leaves ~