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i dreamt i was in a coffee shop and the barista's willy was pokin out his fly

just pokin out of there

i didn't know if he knew and i didn't want to embarrass him so i said nothing

my friend who i was with, however, straight up said "you've got your willy hanging out"

the barista replied "yeah haha i've got syphilis so i need to air it out"

and i'm like... mate you serve food. you're wafting it all over the sandwiches