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  1. Russ Sharek (russsharek@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 16:48:46 EDT Russ Sharek Russ Sharek

    While working a Fourth of July event:

    So there I was, a weird little clown chugging around on a weird little mutant tricycle.

    A guy walks up to me and says, "Nice bike. Give it to me."

    I politely said no.

    He asked, "Why not?"

    Without thinking, I blurted out, "At the moment, This is my means of production. To seize it would be Marxist, and that wouldn't really fit the theme of the day."

    He gave me a somewhat confused fist bump and left me to my weirdness.

    #smallstories #clownlife

    In conversation Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 16:48:46 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink
    1. Algot (Still) (algot@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 18:23:01 EDT Algot (Still) Algot (Still)
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      @RussSharek

      Wonderful weirdness!

      In conversation Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 18:23:01 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink
    2. dogtrax (dogtrax@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2017 05:42:21 EDT dogtrax dogtrax
      in reply to

      @RussSharek Nice response. I felt put off by his demand to 'give it to me." I would have added, "and then I pedaled away."😗

      In conversation Sunday, 08-Oct-2017 05:42:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
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