fuck Windows

C:\Users\dwhitfield\16.2bin>netcat localhost
'netcat' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

C:\Users\dwhitfield\16.2bin>telnet localhost
'telnet' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

Sure, I could install these, but that sort of defeats the purpose. And of course not every tool is installed on Linux, but it's usually super-simple with a packaging system. Yes, I know about chocolaty. It does what it does, but it's nowhere close to yum, dnf, or apt.