"It's WET out! You messed up on the WEATHER! This is YOUR fault and you need to CHANGE it NOW so I can go OUT!"
"I don't care if the male biped drove me to prison and back. YOU let me rot there in a cage with other caged cats for TWO WEEKS! GET AWAY FROM ME, you fickle, cruel Deity!"
night time is also dark night of the older cat's soul: "I need you why don't you talk to me I need you why aren't you here I need you give me an answer where are you God"