Tinycar: 16yo, 230K miles, most expensive repair has been when it sat outdoors in a week of 107-degree temps and a $600 computer fried.
Van: 13yo, 95K miles, has had a valve gasket replacement, drive belt/tensioner replacement, and now is in imminent need of a $700 radiator, all in six months.
<points at car, yells at van> WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLDER SIBLING, HUH?